“‘I am no shark!’ Andrew Jackson mimics. He butts Eisenhower with the flat of his head. ‘What the Christ are you, then?’”
(But sharks aside, there’s a story in this collection about dead US Presidents being reborn as horses in a stable. Eisenhower’s horse name is “Gingersnap,” and he’s very upset about it.
So basically, you should read it immediately. And now you know what to do with your weekend. Happy Friday!)